Can you provide 10 reason NOT to purchase shade sails from Killer Shade?
Shade sails from Killer Shade are all perfectly engineered custom works of art. Each tensioned fabric shade canopy will shield your body from the sun's harmful UV rays. We know we provide the best outdoor shade structures and sails in Arizona and Nevada, but just for fun we are listing the top 10 reasons why should should never purchase our commercial shading, awnings, canopies, tents, or sails. Here we go.
- You want commercial cloth sun shade sails, but can’t go "the distance".
- You own an industrial or retail shopping area in need of shade canopies but smell of cabbage.
- Your restaurant construction project needs custom designed shade canopies, but ever since Britney lost her kid, you feel "ookey".
- You suck.
- You are a water park owner, but are not falling for the "outdoor shade structure" propaganda and think skin cancer is made up by the greeting card companies.
- You need parking shade structures for your athletic facilities, but you're bitter inside.
- You know a guy who bought some tensioned fabric sun shade sails and the deal went real bad real fast… you still don’t like talking about it…
- You got a school and /or university, you got sweaty kids - Oliver Twist wanting "more gruel" makes you smile. No sun shade sails for you...Commie pinko.
- You are a carport owner in need of outdoor commercial fabric awnings, but you are no stranger to the "insufficient funds" fairy and you couldn’t finance a Big Mac with a coupon.
- You have bleachers and walkway that need custom designed outdoor shade structures, but you don’t want to put a tree out of a job
- BONUS reason: You don’t want our kids to eat. You selfish bastard.
Note: Mike Campion did not want to use profanity (see bonus reason), but Mike Boyle bullied him (as usual) and now you have to deal with it. Campion apologizes, Boyle says screw you!
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