SHADE OF THE MONTH!!!!!

PROJECT: Bellmar
Bellmar Shopping Center
11340 W Bell Rd.
Surprise, AZ


See sexy pictures of this project and more at....
www.killershade.com

Do you have a pool?
You need SHADE!!!

Do you have outdoor seating?
You need SHADE!!!

Do you like to stay cool?
You need SHADE!!!

April's Shade of the Month........
This project was so cool...it went around twice!! Is this project Killer enough that it deserves TWO Shade of the Month mentions? Or is it that we do not have enough rockin projects to fill twelve months? Destined to be one of the great mysteries of our time...
P.S. If it is the latter, it is because you are not sending us enough work! We have heard it is a tough economy out there and we still have ridiculously large boat payments to make people!!
All that to say the big day is here and the soon to be world famous Bellmar project is complete (fatality free may we add)...and we wanted our bragging to extend to all of you who do not get out to 113th Ave and Bell Road on a regular basis to ooooh and ahhhhh over our shade masterpieces. Being the thorough and investigative writer that I am, I called one of the rockstars down at Simmons Construction (the brainchild that orchestrated this masterpiece) Terry Christensen to track down a quote- here is what he came up with-

"You guys were great to work with, no problems".

(continued)...
I am not going to lie to you- I was devastated. I was hoping for some sort of salacious quote about one of our installers running off with the receptionist or the shade was coming down and maiming dozens. I even gave him the opportunity to make something up-all to no avail. I guess engineers will just be engineers. As long as you keep sending us checks Simmons, you are OK in our book!
I understand that not all of you have the time, diminshed brain capacity, or interest to listen to my entire rants, so for you bottom line people out there, here is the synopsis...
Shade=good
Killer Shade=very good
Sending Killer Shade work=you being good
Simmons Construction=boring but good
Go to Bellmar shopping center. Spend money. Attribute to Killer Shade. Circle of life.

Mike Campion
Janitor/Shade of the Month Writer Extraordinaire
www.killershade.com

Breaking News

With Summer around the corner shade envy is about to become an epidemic and it is contagious. So take action now and click here to get a project started.

Do not wait until the 110 degree days to roll around to make you realize how important Shade is. By that time there will be hundreds of "I need Shade" calls in front of you!

Our schedule is filling up fast with the summer months creeping up on us but we do have openings during the next couple of weeks. So we will happy to get your project rolling now.Do not allow yourself to become victim to Shade envy...Prevention is key!!
SHADE ENVY IS HERE

Who needs Legos when you can stack piles of money???

               Grow your Business in 2009
Many of you want to know how to grow your business in the Construction Indusrty...so here are some easy TIPS....

• Offer Incentives- Get to know your customers and reward them for their loyality.
• Increase your Marketing- Reach out and come up with creative ways to touch each cusotmer.
• Systems are Key- Consistency makes everything flow and your business run smoothly so that you can concentrate on other things.
• Understand your Clients Needs- Really listen to them and go after the ones that are ready to do business not play games.
• Talk to your Employees- Involve your employees in many aspects of your business and they will show loyality to the company.
• Keep your Focus on the Future- Never loose sight of your goals and dreams. Do not get distracted or discouraged.

You Ask...We Deliver...
YES!!! We install playgrounds...many of you did not know that we offer this at Killer Shade. But now there are no more excuses. And what goes perfect with playgrounds? Shade of course!!!
If you have any questions please call one of our Sexy Shade Whisperers, Keith Busam (pronounced "Bosom"...hee-hee!) or Brett Ivey (sorry I got nothing for this one).
Killer Shade              
www.killershade.com 
P.602.265.0905 
F. 602.265.0902

Keith Busam at his finest...in the kitchen!!!

Can't get enough of this chap? Then check out his histerical PODCASTS on our website!

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and click on the podcast tab!



We just threw this in to demonstrate what sexy really is!!!
Killer Thoughts:
"Well um, I don't really have a Killer thought except, Mike...Where have you been all my life? LOL I think you are gorgeous..You probably think I am crazy but that's okay...hehe...just couldn't help myself, I had to let you know that you are a sexy, sexy, man"
Jen in Utah
Jen, we could not agree more. Ahhhh....Mike you sexy devil!


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"GET TO KNOW US" EMPLOYEE CORNER featuring Keith Busam

"We Will Ask You To Buy..."

Everyone has a vice. For some it is alcohol. For others it is tobacco. For my wife, Michelle, and I our vice is that we love to sit through oppressively long and boring sales presentations in order to collect a nominal prize that we would never buy even if we found ourselves in a Brewster's Millions situation.

Our addiction to this vice started as all addictions do, with a gateway drug. At first it was innocent, sitting through a two hour cookware and knife presentation in order to receive two $2 champagne flutes. The flutes were fine for awhile, but after some time we wanted more. We needed more. So we decided to take our vice to the next level and subject ourselves to the most mind-numbing sales pitch this world can offer...the timeshare.

One of the best surprises of the afternoon was that instead of sitting in a banquet hall and watching a video and Powerpoint presentation with no personal interaction with a sales professional... you actually get to sit in a small room that looks eerily similar to a jail cell and go mano-a-mano with your sales guy. Our sales guy, Frankie, started our presentation with a promise...
"I'm sure you have heard about how timeshare sales are high-pressured, and I want to avoid that. However, we are a sales organization, so I will ask you to buy today." 
Please let the record show that Frankie was true to his word. Frankie asked us to buy, and then he asked us to buy again, and then he was even nice enough to have someone else ask to buy on the way out, just in case when we said "NO" the first two times, he hadn't accidently misheard us. What a thoughtful guy.

As we left the "sales presentation" with our voucher for two free nights at their property in Napa Valley (excluding Fridays, Saturdays, and an additional 179 other blackout dates) we somehow felt unfulfilled. Was that as good as sales pitches got? We started to wonder how and when we could get our fix again.

Stay tuned for a future article entilted "Shopping for a Used Car on the Last Day of the Month from a Guy Who Needs to make Quota."

Keith Busam
Shade Whisperer 
www.killershade.com
P. 602.265.0905
F. 602.2650902