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Now this is for all you people out there that are not afraid to speak your mind. And we know that there are many of you out there…so with that said, we want you to give it to us straight.
So let us know!!! We will feature the Top Ten Reasons Why/Why Not to choose a subcontractor next month…don’t be scared! Tell us! Click here to send an email telling us your opinion
Boyle clinches the most Killer nickname Poll Okay everyone….We think you all have a super crush on Mike Boyle since he is this months winner AGAIN!!! But frankly we are tired of his head getting bigger and bigger! Well here it goes….as promised here are more blackmail pictures of Mike...Enjoy Boyle fans!
We know you do and we'll just keep on asking 'til you give them up! Do we have to remind you that we are too cheap to advertise and too lazy to find shadey projects all on our own - so here is your chance to be Killer and hook us up. If you have anything, give us a ring or just drop our main man Vince Zuckerman an email at vincez@killershade.com |
(Note from the Killer tech geeks: If we have to find worse blackmail pictures than these we are quitting.)
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The Shade Foundation Episode or…"Showing Mr. Sun who’s boss!!" What the heck is a shade foundation? Here’s the deal folks…when you have kids by the thousands playing outside here in Arizona with no shade some events are definitely going to happen: 1. Kids will get hot 2. Kids will get sweaty 3. Kids will have that hot sweaty kid smell (especially boys…yuk!) 4. Kids get cranky (or worse)…cue dark music This is a big deal to Shonda Schilling since she won her fight with melanoma a few years ago and it drove her crazy to see all these kids playing outside with no shade to speak of. So she decided to start the Shade Foundation which does a few things to help our community: 1. Raise money to provide shade for schools that cannot afford it… (That’s where we come in…yay!) 2. Raise awareness on the dangers of UV exposure 3. Fund scientists who are developing a Missile to destroy the sun and let the cold darkness envelop us 4. Educate children an adults alike on how to protect ourselves from an angry Sun (our nemesis) 5. Bring attractive people together to talk about being attractive (see photo) Fact about the Sun you may not know: What Mike Boyle overhead the other guy in the picture below say: From left to right:
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Brian Johnson We would like to introduce our newest Shade Whisperer Brain Johnson. To learn more about this sexy Canadian (He's amazed by the sun right now but give him a month...he will need shade too) go to our even sexier website and read his bio. |
ALRIGHT EVERYONE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH...WE WANT YOUR THOUGHTS "We're not saying that the competition uses toothpicks and tissue paper, but why risk it?"
Alright everyone enough is enough…we want YOUR thoughts! Here is what a couple of our fabulous stalkers who love us so dearly had to say about Killer Shade: Thought: ***Disclaimer: Ridicule possible if you suck!
Now complete with brain teasers, love anecdotes and even a few tauntings. Read, comment or if you are really daring make a complaint.
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