Commercial shading * office buildings * parking complex shade * restaurant shades * outdoor awnings * churches * car wash shade * car dealerships shade

Office Buildings / Complexes

Sure we could sit here and pull all the politically correct nonsense about how shade structures can enhance the curb appeal of your building, make your staff happy by providing them with a comfortable shaded outside break area or covered cooler parking, but we are not going to do that. Let it suffice to say that we are all about sexy, creative shade structures and if you have hot angry people and some money, it might make sense for us to talk. Rock on. Quote Me.

Restaurants & Bars

Are you another one of those poor restaurants with outside space that no one uses? We feel your pain and want your money. Our restaurant customers love us and often make back the wad of money that we charge them in a matter of only months after we cover/ enclose/ cool there formerly useless space. We should start charging a percentage of revenue!! Make sure you offer your Shade Whisperer a free beer when he comes out!! Contact Us.

Churches

Alright, even though you never have any money, somehow we love you guys. We have heard the story before, too many times. All of our people leave right after church during the summer and never stick around to get to know each other and really engage. If only we had somewhere for them to congregate, they would really get more out of their experience, come more often and invite their friends. The oldest story in the book, call us for a happy ending (was that cheesy??)

Hotels & Resorts

Now you guys should be a shade slam dunk!! Do you know how much money your competitors (maybe you) are charging for these sexy poolside cabanas?? You probably already make enough money on food and beverage and don’t need anything to drive that revenue further, if so no need to call...Get a not so free quote today.

Car Wash / Car Dealerships

Ok all you car wash/ car dealership types, this isn’t your first rodeo, you know the necessity of keeping your cars and workers protected from the sun. Your consternation stems from who do I use? Who can I trust? What if I spend a bunch of money and don’t get the result that I want, or the project turns into a total mess? We feel your pain - give us a call for a low cost counseling session...

Parking Complexes / Walkways

We are sick and tired of people asking us if we did the super sexy, nearly Killer Shades over all the AJ's and Bashas parking lots. The answer is a definitive no and it pisses us off every time someone asks, so we are putting our outlandishly huge ego's aside for a brief moment in time (enjoy, it will never happen again) and asking for help. A very Killer (this does not mean expensive you greedy bastards) prize to the first person to hook us up with this account. Begin.

PS We also get asked if we did the rockin shade at the water treatment plant at Hayden and Indian Bend. We also did not do that and are still bitter. Our psychiatrist has counseled us to move on. It still makes us sad. That is all, now contact us.