Archive for March 2008
Shady Shade and the shade Whisperers
Want to stay cool, look cool and lets face it just be cool. Killer Shade is cool.
If you are looking to add sexiness to your business let Killer Shade be part of that, heck at least just to say Mike B, EJ, Frank, Aaron, Tim or even Graham were at your place of business is cool in itself. Heck I page them across the building just to say they were in my office.
These guys are not just Shade whisperers, there Shade Gods. Killer Shade's shade is so bad that it doesnt block the sun from you, the sun hides from it.
When Jack Nicolson said " you can't handle the truth", he meant you can't handle the coolness of Killer Shade.
When bugs bunny said " I think I made a wrong turn in Cucamonga, it was because he couldnt follow the sun, because Killer Shade was keeping Cucamonga sexy and cool.
Buy Shade, Big, Beautiful Shade, Steamy, piping hot sexy shade. Oh yes! Right there put your Killer Shade right there.
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If you are looking to add sexiness to your business let Killer Shade be part of that, heck at least just to say Mike B, EJ, Frank, Aaron, Tim or even Graham were at your place of business is cool in itself. Heck I page them across the building just to say they were in my office.
These guys are not just Shade whisperers, there Shade Gods. Killer Shade's shade is so bad that it doesnt block the sun from you, the sun hides from it.
When Jack Nicolson said " you can't handle the truth", he meant you can't handle the coolness of Killer Shade.
When bugs bunny said " I think I made a wrong turn in Cucamonga, it was because he couldnt follow the sun, because Killer Shade was keeping Cucamonga sexy and cool.
Buy Shade, Big, Beautiful Shade, Steamy, piping hot sexy shade. Oh yes! Right there put your Killer Shade right there.
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Dr. Seus and the secret shady spot
Hey boys and girls in valley of "but its a dry heat" sun,
Its time again for stories from the harry cat who wears no hat. Why no hat you ask? Because he called Killer Shade.
You can wear shade as a hat, we can make shade big and fat.
You can order lots of shade, we design them to with big waves
Shade keeps you nice and cool, we can build shade by your pool.
You can eat shade, but get sick. We recommend shade, with a chick.
You can put shade on a house, you can shade on a mouse.
You can shade it with a box, but we recommend it with steel and epox(y)
No matter what your shade may be, Killer Shade will meet your need.
Vote Republican!!!
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Its time again for stories from the harry cat who wears no hat. Why no hat you ask? Because he called Killer Shade.
You can wear shade as a hat, we can make shade big and fat.
You can order lots of shade, we design them to with big waves
Shade keeps you nice and cool, we can build shade by your pool.
You can eat shade, but get sick. We recommend shade, with a chick.
You can put shade on a house, you can shade on a mouse.
You can shade it with a box, but we recommend it with steel and epox(y)
No matter what your shade may be, Killer Shade will meet your need.
Vote Republican!!!
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Shady
We make freaky shade...we make it fast...it's made to last
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British Cowboy
Welcome Graham "Mo Money" Lyster. Yes you heard it the British Cowboy. He is a walking, talking pattern interrupt. He is looking to cover the planet in lyme shade. Go gettem Graham!!!
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Killer Shade now in Las Vegas
Killer Shade is excited about its very first Las Vegas shade whisper. Frank "the tank" Endellecate has joined the team in selling our bad-ass sexy as heck steel and fabric shade structures. Welcome Frank
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P.S. It's my birthday
Thats right its my birthday tomorrow (the 11th) and I am getting very old and sad, so if you haven't bought me an extravagant yet thoughtful gift, the least you can do is respond to my blog!!
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Feeling Guilty
This is my official first blog entry...
I really don't have anything of substance to say, but I was the one behind the whole blog idea and pushedthe sales team to post all sorts of cool stuff assuring them that people would think it was great and line up to buy our stuff (not only that, but Google seems to favor the blogging type).
That said you may have noticed we have had this thing up for weeks and I have not posted anything (hence the many feelings of guilt), so here I sit trying to think up something creative that will bring value to the universe and enlighten all who come, and I have nothing. Being the lazy type that I am, I will turn to our faithful Killer Web visitors to respond to this pitiful posting (or one of the "good" postings authored by one of our rockstar Shade Whisperers) with something salacious and/ or controversial to get the ball rolling. Throw me a bone here people...
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I really don't have anything of substance to say, but I was the one behind the whole blog idea and pushedthe sales team to post all sorts of cool stuff assuring them that people would think it was great and line up to buy our stuff (not only that, but Google seems to favor the blogging type).
That said you may have noticed we have had this thing up for weeks and I have not posted anything (hence the many feelings of guilt), so here I sit trying to think up something creative that will bring value to the universe and enlighten all who come, and I have nothing. Being the lazy type that I am, I will turn to our faithful Killer Web visitors to respond to this pitiful posting (or one of the "good" postings authored by one of our rockstar Shade Whisperers) with something salacious and/ or controversial to get the ball rolling. Throw me a bone here people...
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Note...
Remember......
"Drive with Love"
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"Drive with Love"
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