I want to announce the "Littlest Killer", my daughter Emma who was born on 6-12-08. I got another EJ since we named her Emma Jane! I am not sure what the h___ I am writing here since I was up half the night helping my wife feed her (and assuming my role in the clean up position when it comes out the other end...frequently).

I would have put a picture in here, but my computer skills won't allow me to. Candace "Sweet Tart" Robison is supposed to be getting that onto the website in hopes that her cute-ness will make you emotional so that we can take advantage of your weakness and take all of your money and put it into a shading project.

Wish me luck...any parenting tips are welcome.

EJ

PS Buying shade from me will ensure that my little Emma has plenty of food and a jump on her college tuitions.

20 June, 2008 | ebrasington | Leave and/or Read comments - 3 -

So it all starts late 2007. We have a rocking new PR guru who tells us tall tales of riches beyond our wildest dreams and shade orders as far as the eye can see. Apparently all we have to do is BLOG. Being the trusting sort we are, we begin immediately. We blog and blog and blog our shady little hearts out. We write funny things, we write smart things about shade, we laugh we cry, and we wait. We hope and hope that our Killer Stalkers will come through and respond to our ever so thoughtful and witty shades with much response and banter and we would go down in blogging history. So far, no luck. Either we are horrible bloggers (impossible) or you guys do not love us like we thought you did (more impossible still). So to save us from untold hours in counseling, could you pretty please respond to our pitiful attempts at wit and wisdom. Thank you :)

Mike

PS If you do respond, I am prepared to retract some of the nasty things I have said and thought about you

PPS I have been to other much more popular blogs, and they are not half as exciting as this one

PPSS I know you don't have anything better to do and are just at work trying to look busy. Help a brother out.

19 June, 2008 | mcampion | Leave and/or Read comments - 3 -

Us girls were just thinking...We have heard that Diamonds are forever...but how about some SHADE? Come on folks, face it, shade just keeps on giving and giving. It keeps people safe from the nasty sun, it allows you to enjoy 118 degree days, allows your business to stand out by looking sexy, you do not even have to water it...talk about forever! Diamonds are so 2007 so get on the bandwagon and buy some KILLER SHADE!!!

Tons of Love,

Candace & Mindy

16 June, 2008 | crobison | Leave and/or Read comments - 0 -

See if you can find our lead delineator among the entire family of Killer Shade employees.



09 June, 2008 | jhait | Leave and/or Read comments - 0 -

We all know how much Killer Shade adores their clients...and we also know how much we LOVE their money! So lets take the next step into our relationships and send us some MONEY so we can share with the world our beautiful SHADE!!! It is all about give and take that make the perfect relationships..awwww sweet shade love...we cannot think of anything sexier!

Love, Candace & Mindy

06 June, 2008 | crobison | Leave and/or Read comments - 0 -

A certain shop foreman received this thank you card from a customer and was too modest to post it himself. Basically the customer's shade that we had installed a few months ago was damaged and we repaired it for them for an incredibly low price. Here is the letter we got from them:

"Thank you so much for repairing our shades! You have restored my faith in good business as well as good neighbor. It is great to know that in this day of what sometimes appears to be a world of dog eat dog, there is a business with people who care and want to help others. Again thank you."

Once again, Killer Shade is changing the world one shade at a time.

04 June, 2008 | tsands | Leave and/or Read comments - 212 -